Henry's Cavern

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:47 am Post subject:

A rather amusing convo. Can see why it went so far.
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babycasey · Joined: 31 Jan 2010 Posts: 5

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: HI
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: or no?
You: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: i do
You: CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME?
Stranger: yep, alright, now how did you turn it on?
You: I DONT KNOW
You: I WAS TYPING AND IT CAME ON
Stranger: you probly hit it with your handd
You: THE PERSON I WAS TALKING TO SAID 'HEY TURN OFF CAPS LOCK'
You: BUT I KNOW NOT HOW TO
You: HIT WHAT?
Stranger: press caps lock again
Stranger: once
You: IS THAT A BUTTON?
Stranger: yeahh
You: WHERE IS IT?
Stranger: its left from A on the keybored
Stranger: *board
Stranger: it says "caps lock" on it
You: A IS THE LEFTMOST BUTTON ON MY TYPING PAD
Stranger: well, then ur keyboard is very fucked up my friendd
You: PLZ HELP ME
You: ITS RUINING MY LIFE
You: EVERYONE THINKS IM YELLING AT THEM
You: BUT IM NOT!
You: PLEASE, I NEEd some help with this
You: oh!
Stranger: there ya go
Stranger: (:
You: no, im just holding down shift>
Stranger: hahaha
You: ill guess i can just tape it down
You: anyway
You: asl
You: ?
Stranger: you firstt
You: !&?f?usa
You: wait
You: stupid shift
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so ur 17 f usa?
Stranger: rihgt?
Stranger: *right
You: yes!
Stranger: haha, okay
Stranger: im 18 m usa
You: cool
Stranger: yeahh haha
Stranger: so wahts up?
You: nothing
You: you?
Stranger: nothing, listenin to musicc
You: who are you listening too?
Stranger: umm, Bring Me the Horizon
Stranger: good bandd
You: shitty band
Stranger: i like some of their songs
You: i almost puked when i heard chelsea smile
Stranger: ahhahaa, yeah not one of my favs
You: youre a fucking retard if you like them
Stranger: oh, wow thanks
Stranger: how nice
You: just making sure you know
Stranger: uh huhh
You: what other pieces of shit bands do you like?
Stranger: well, what type of music do you listen to?
You: i asked you first
Stranger: And Bullet for my Valentine is not a shitty band what so ever
Stranger: Escape the Fate
Stranger: umm
Stranger: Bless the Fall
Stranger: Hollywood Undead
Stranger: The Used
You: lol, you have the worst taste in music i have ever heard of in my life
You: what i fucking prisy ass bitch
Stranger: haha, yeahh okay you fuckin cunt,
Stranger: waht type of music do you listen to?
You: well
You: RAP AND HIP HOP OF COURSE
You: fag
Stranger: hahaha, wowww, shouldve guessed
You: only gaywads like anything else
Stranger: your a fuckin hoe
Stranger: go lick your moms pussy
You: my moms dead.
Stranger: so is mine
Stranger: died when i was 6
You: died when i was 17, cause i just shot her
Stranger: nice
You: thanks
You: so. are we gonna cyber or not gayboy
Stranger: yeahh go for it bitch
You: i unzip my pants, AND I WRAP MY 2 INCH DICK AROUND YOUR NECK
You: ANACONDA SNEAK ATTACK
You: YOU GASP FOR AIR
You: THE GRIP TIGHTENS
You: YOU TRY TO BITE IT OFF BUT IT FEELS NO PAIN
Stranger: im not gay
Stranger: btw
You: YOU DECIDE TO LICK IT
You: TO SWEETLY CARESS IT OFF YOUR JUGULAR
You: ALL THE WHILE YOU CONTINUE TO SUFFOCATE
You: ITS NO USE
You: YOURE CIRCLING THE DRAIN
You: GOING
You: GOING
You: GOING
Stranger: go to hell bitch
You: AND GONE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:01 am Post subject:

Ha, that caps lock thing seems to be a fun strategy.

I've tried and succeeeded at having completely normal conversations with caps locks on before, but never done anything like that.
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babycasey · Joined: 31 Jan 2010 Posts: 5

i like the curing but copping out with
i have a disease
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

This one's kind of creepy for me (although I bet it was fun for whoever was on the other line):

Omegle conversation log2010-02-02
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 18, m, California
Stranger: anus size
You: ah, what?
You: why do you want to know that?
Stranger: i am girl so interested
Stranger: plzzzzzz
You: uh, I'm not really interested in cybersex
You: sorry, go find some other guy thats horny
Stranger: plzzzzzzz
Stranger: sex pssible
You: no, I'm sorry, I would like to talk to you if you drop the cybersex act
Stranger: u shake it or not
Stranger: ok
You: look, I said I 'm not interested, okay?
Stranger: noooooooo
Stranger: proffesion
You: I'm a college student
Stranger: u have any gf
Stranger: what r u doing
You: used to, they're gone, and good riddance
Stranger: u will love me
Stranger: ur id
You: uh, thanks, but I said I'm not interested in cybersex
Stranger: we can chat on orkut
You: no, I do not want to
Stranger: really its not ,we can make sexual relation
Stranger: its possible
You: read my lips: I. AM. NOT. INTERESTED.
Stranger: u can ask me anything
Stranger: about my breast,penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Seriously, I'm thinking of quitting Omegle altogether if I get another thing like this.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:50 am Post subject:

I so would have handled that one completely differently...
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

Well, I'm obviously not you. I can't bring myself to being doing that.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:59 am Post subject:

Well, I obviously wouldn't have cybersex with them. I'd just mess with them a bit.
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

I think I lost that will. Now I'm more of a troller, unless I come acroos situations like this: then I'd probably disconnect, or give them the f.u., then I would disconnect.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:02 am Post subject:

I disconnect when people want to have serious conversations.
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

Well that's you and that's me. It's what make our experiences different though.

Although I can see why you don't get into serious conversations. You're kicking it and trolling and messing with people's heads and I'm trying to connect with people only to grovel when they leave.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:26 am Post subject:

Yeah, being a troll is definitely the only way to go for me.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:22 am Post subject:

So, I was in a bored procrastinator mood, unable to kick myself hard enough to get to work at CG:AotCT or start much of anything else, so I turned to trolling Omegle. I got this on one of my first goes:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: he;;o
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: whats up?
You: I just ate some pie.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: what kind?
You: Key lime.
Stranger: lucky!!!
You: It was tasty.
Stranger: i bet
You: So, what's up with you then?
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: just bored
You: No pie?
Stranger: nope...sadly
You: That sucks,
You: You should get some pies.
Stranger: i need money for that
You: Just steal them.
Stranger: im not black
You: I am.
You: And I am offended.
Stranger: GOOD!
Stranger: obviously you are ignorant to the fact that your race sucks ass
You: I'm just kidding. I'm not really black.
Stranger: good lol
You: Yeah, black people suck.
Stranger: although, i kinda figured...since you are typing properly
Stranger: sure do!
You: Awesome. Glad we agree.
Stranger: lol
You: So, what else sucks, besides black people?
Stranger: christians
You: Agreed.
Stranger: anddddd....
Stranger: tomatoes
Stranger: just cuz im allergic to them
You: I fucking hate tomatoes.
Stranger: me too
You: But I'm not allergic.
You: They're just nasty.
Stranger: sure are
Stranger: not only do i get this nasty taste in my mouth after i accidentally eat one, but then i feel gross for the next few minutes
You: I can understand what you mean.
You: I can't understand why some people like that crap.
Stranger: ya
Stranger: oh well...to each his own
You: I suppose.
Stranger: like kiddy porn
You: yeah.
You: Gotta love kiddy porn.
Stranger: oh...i dont
Stranger: im just saying lol
You: It's pretty good.
Stranger: eh...idk about that
You: Like pie.
Stranger: id say the worst thing im into (porn wise) is incest porn
You: incest is tame.
Stranger: like...brother sister, father daughter type
Stranger: not son mother
Stranger: thats where the line is
You: Why?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: lol
Stranger: just is for me
You: I like seeing two sisters do it.
Stranger: im not too into two chicks either
You: That's weird.
Stranger: theres gotta be at least one dude fuckin the shit out of her
Stranger: otherwise its kinda boring...
You: you're messed up.
Stranger: ya...i know...
Stranger: and rape porn is the shit
You: If there's not children or lesbians or hardcore bondage or something freaky, it's just not worth it.
Stranger: i suppose
You: And rape is wrong.
You: What did those poor women do to deserve that?
Stranger: says the person getting raped
Stranger: XD
Stranger: shes a whore
Stranger: duh?
Stranger: she left the kitchen
Stranger: that makes her a whore
You: I mean, if she was a little girl, I'd understand.
Stranger: what else does she have to do out there?
You: No rape. It's wrong.
You: Unless it's lesbian rape, then it's fucking awesome.
Stranger: thats boring
Stranger: clam slamming...
Stranger: psh
You: you're boring.
Stranger: YOURE MOM IS BORING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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