Henry's Cavern

Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

One random kid asked me a question and this happened:

Omegle conversation log2010-01-20
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Stranger!
You: yes I am
Stranger: Are you a danger?
You: no, if I was, it would've told you I was
You: Omegle would've told you I was a danger
Stranger: You lie. Omegle doesn't care.
You: no, Omegle does care
You: it tells you if you were talking to sex offenders
Stranger: YOU'RE A SEX OFFENDER!?
You: and I, for one, wish to kill sex offenders
Stranger: Kill!?
You: so no, I'm not a sex offender
Stranger: You're a killer!?
You: yes, kill them
You: KILL THE SEX OFFENDERS!!!!

Stranger: You're mean.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:28 am Post subject:

Amazing.

It's always fun using that Omegle sex offender message too, but it's hardly original anymore.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:00 am Post subject:

Haven't done one in a while, but I'm too tired to focus on anything constructive, so I turned to this stuff again.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fuck you!
Stranger: ok
You: awesome.
Stranger: yes plz
You: let's fuck.
Stranger: in the butt?
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Wink

Stranger: r u m/f?
You: f
Stranger: damn
Stranger: nvm...
Stranger: im gay...
You: so am I
Stranger: u mean lesbian haha
You: yeah.
Stranger: well
You: yeah.
Stranger: send me a nude pic
Stranger: lemme see yo tits
You: Aren't you gay?
Stranger: well, bi
Stranger: but im in a gay mood
Stranger: kinda
You: gays don't like tits.
Stranger: BI
Stranger: i want some dick tho
Stranger: still wanna c ur tits
You: Well, I'm not showing them.
Stranger: fuck u then bitch
You: Fuck you!
Stranger: in the butt?
You: if you'd like.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

Not bad. I haven't found any asl people since those will be the people I'll be messing around with.

For everyone else, I've been coureteous and so far, I've obtained contact info. from about a dozen girls, all pretty and sexy in their own right. Thus, that should explain why I haven't been coming here much.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:57 am Post subject:

Heh, that's cool. Here's another one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tumblr?
You: yes
Stranger: Very Happy

Stranger: You win.
You: you don't.
Stranger: I do too!
You: Fuck you.
Stranger: That's not very nice, sir.
You: Your mom wasn't very nice.
Stranger: Yes she is!
You: well, she wasn't.
You: when I fucked her.
Stranger: My mommy doesn't liked to get fucked.
Stranger: She had a phobia of it.
You: Then how'd you happen, asshole?
Stranger: How do you think she developed the phobia?! Dumbass.
You: Haha, you rape baby.
Stranger: That
Stranger: Is
Stranger: Incorrct.
Stranger: *incorrect
You: Whatever. I don't fucking care.
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: I wouldn't want you to care.
You: No one cares.
You: Nor will they ever.
Stranger: I'm very loved.
You: by yourself.
Stranger: No, by way too many people, other than myself.
You: imaginary people.
You: and prostitutes probably.
Stranger: No, real people. They follow me around like puppies.
You: either that or just losers.
You: with nothing better to do.
Stranger: None of them are losers.
You: you're a loser.
Stranger: They are all amazing in there own way.
You: you're not.
Stranger: I'm not a loser! I'm a proud video game nerd, thank you very much.
Stranger: You're right though, I'm far from amazing.
You: I bet you only play loser games.
Stranger: No, I play kick-ass, old school games.
Stranger: I'm too cool for present day shit.
You: No, you're too much of a loser to recognize that there's some good stuff out there now.
You: Stop living in the past.
You: You loser!
Stranger: I don't live in the past.
Stranger: I just perefer older games over newer ones.
You: You're just afraid of anything new, aren't you?
Stranger: No, I thrive on change. If something new comes out, I want it.
Stranger: Except video games.
You: well, you're limiting yourself then. you're missing out.
Stranger: How am I limiting myself?
Stranger: Because I don't play over rated video games?
Stranger: I like to be unique.
Stranger: You're argument it invalid.
Stranger: *your
You: By only playing shit that came out like twenty years ago? I'd say that's limiting.
You: And not everything is overrated.
Stranger: Not over twenty years ago. More like 10 years ago.
Stranger: I'm not that old.
You: Heh. Well, still.
You: It's still a limit.
Stranger: It's not a limit.
Stranger: If I wanted to play stupid modern day games, I could get them.
Stranger: I just don't want to.
Stranger: I'm not limiting myself.
You: They're not all stupid.
Stranger: 98% of them are.
You: Some deserve all the praise they receive.
Stranger: Not really.
You: Yes, really.
Stranger: No, they don't.
You: yes, they do.
Stranger: No, they don't.
You: yes, they do.
Stranger: No.
You: yes
Stranger: They are stupid and lame.
You: your face is stupid and lame.
Stranger: You're argument is now invalid.
Stranger: *Your
You: your argument is pretentious, narrow-minded bullshit.
Stranger: It's no narrow-minded.
Stranger: *not.
Stranger: I'm far from narrow-minded.
You: but you admit it's pretentious?
Stranger: I didn't say that.
You: but you didn't deny it either.
Stranger: It was inplied.
You: no it wasn't.
Stranger: Yes it was.
You: I see nowhere that was implied.
Stranger: Then your stupider than you come off as.
You: How am I stupid?
You: You're the stupid one.
You: I bet you don't even know what pretentious means.
Stranger: I do.
You: it means you fail
Stranger: You fail.
You: I don't even know why I'm talking to you.
Stranger: Because you enjoy trying to act smart.
You: This is acting smart?
Stranger: Smart as in, an asswhole smart.
You: Here I thought I was acting like a fucking moron.
Stranger: *asshole.
You: Anyway, fuck you
You: HALO 3 iz teh best game evarz!!!!
You have disconnected.
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

Nice one Phil.

I'm going to use Omegle now since my computer game is rigged and is doing everything possible to make my strategies fail and make my life a living hell (sarcasm intended with the exception of the Omegle, I'm actually going there).
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:19 am Post subject:

Cool. Omegle's been fun today. I've just finished two convos, one about being a bisexual 14 year old girl and the other about Final Fantasy, but neither was particularly amusing save for the fact that I did both completely in caps lock and no one said anything about it.

But before that, was this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am an "ironic" indie kid
You: I am a mindless zombie.
Stranger: zombies are so mainstream
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I will eat your brain!
Stranger: the living dead, how unironic
You: BRAINS!!!
You: I want your brain!
You: Eat, eat, must eat
You: mBRAIN!!!!!!
Stranger: you can't have my brain, but you can have one of my grandma's cardigans
Stranger: they're terribly trendy
You: Not tasty.
You: Want brain!!!
Stranger: all my indie friends told me how great i looked
You: Need brain!!!
Stranger: well how about you have her brains?
You: I will eat her brains!
Stranger: i've been wanting to get to her cardigan collection
You: Must eat!
You: must eat brian!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:30 am Post subject:

This one was fun. I like playing the conservative christian, and defending beliefs that I don't agree with.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whats your world of warcraft name?
You: The Rock
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: lets play
Stranger: now
You: wow is gay
Stranger: your gay
You: your mom is gay
Stranger: maybe she is
You: right
You: chuck norris will smash you
You: with a crowbar
Stranger: chuck norris is my bitch
You: no one makes chuck norris their bitch, you are LYING
Stranger: nope
Stranger: cause im bruce lee
You: Bruce Lee fucking sucks, he isn't from texas
Stranger: texas is a minority state
You: george bush will rape you
Stranger: i love geroge bush
Stranger: im pro war
You: awesome
Stranger: mhm
You: im pro jesus
Stranger: fuck jesus
You: fuck YOU
Stranger: nope
Stranger: jesus is a gay jew
You: Jesus is amazing
Stranger: and gays and jews suck
You: you stupid
Stranger: nope
Stranger: religion is stupid
Stranger: you have a lot to learn
You: Dude you're going to hell and I feel bad for you
Stranger: whatever
You: fucking athiest prick
Stranger: yup
Stranger: thats e
Stranger: but dont cry when you find out that shit doesnt exist
You: don't cry when the devil is riding you like a bull, up the ass
Stranger: the devil would be my bitch just like chuck i would own that place then id burn heaven so all the jews like you could join me
You: Jesus would kick your ass so hard that you would have to shit out your mouth
Stranger: he doesnt exist son so how would he kick my ass?
Stranger: answer that
You: When comes back on judgement day
Stranger: he sure will
You: he will rape your sorry ass
Stranger: hey does santa exist?
Stranger: does the tooth fairy exist?
Stranger: does the easter bunny exist?
Stranger: does Allah exist?
Stranger: does mohammid exist?
Stranger: neither does jesus
You: santa is a fucking fat piece of shit, the tooth fairy is a transexual, the easter bunny is a queer, and allah does exist, mohammad is a false prophet that is warned about in the bible
You: Jesus is real though
You: the bible says so
Stranger: and so is jesus hes a dirty wizard
Stranger: the bibles a fucking book
Stranger: wow your stupid
You: The bible is not just a book, it is a way of life
Stranger: yup
Stranger: its a way of mindless torture its a brain washing like communism
You: communism is for liberals, liberals are retarded
Stranger: communism and liberals are 2 different things dumbass
You: their ideas are virtually the same, socialist bullshit
Stranger: sadley i agree
Stranger: your like 50% smart 50% stupi
You: I'm fucking 100% right
Stranger: nope
You: you're 50% retarded and you're going to hell
Stranger: sure i am
You: Jesus died for your sins and you just spit on him, you should be ashamed
Stranger: really because Allah died for freedom and apparently freedom doesnt mean anything to you does it!?
You: the muslims are full of shit
Stranger: and so are christians
You: they're a bunch of cloak wearing retards who think it's okay to blow themselves up to kill other people
You: christians don't do that shit
Stranger: because its their religoin
Stranger: people obsess!
Stranger: they kill innocent Americans because of it!
You: I'm obsessed with Jesus, does that make me kill other people? no!!!
Stranger: no but think about it....heaven is a apparent utopia? which its not possible to be perfect and anyways pot smokers see utopias
You: well pot smokers are obviously fucked up, but it's all about faith
You: it's a relationship with god
Stranger: NO ONE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIEK TO DIE SO HOW COULD PEOPLE KNOW A PERSON WHO WAS TOO COWARD TO FIGHT BACK BECAME A GOD!?
You: *sigh* they're are plenty of people who saw Jesus rise from the grave and ascend into heaven
Stranger: wow.....there sure are
Stranger: have you talked to one latley?
Stranger: no? because there dead?
You: yes, but the bible is a written account of what happened
You: written by people who were there
Stranger: oh thats right so what i can do is take ancient documents no one can understand and say its proof that godzilla killed japan! and that hes coming for us!
You: well, do you believe what history books tell you, their info comes from personal accounts and written documents
Stranger: some of it osnt true ever hear of propoganda?
Stranger: they make you belive what they want you to beleive
You: yeah that's true
You: but what would they gain from lying
Stranger: people believed strongly in communism because they were brought up to, that doesnt make it right
Stranger: they gain the strongest country in the world
You: sorry buddy, but I don't see the connection.
You: I believe in Jesus, deal with it
Stranger: i dont care just dont push your bullshit on me by saying im going to hell
Stranger: ever hear of socretes?
You: yeah
Stranger: because he went against the chruch 1 christianity was made and 2 so was education
You: what?
Stranger: if it wasent for him beleiving you would think zeus existed
You: well, they were obviously proven wrong though
Stranger: so if they were why cant christians?
Stranger: no one is smart enough these days to say hey, dont you find it odd that no one can be ressurected except for one person who still sinned? so obvously he wasent perfect so there no actual reason for him to become a god
You: He was the son of god, he was capable of many things that us mortals couldn't achieve
Stranger: one day in the future when on thing is proven wrong someone will come u with a new religion proving christians wrong and people will say yeah hey! that sounds about right
Stranger: he was a mortal
Stranger: he died didnt he?
You: he did yes, bad wording on my part
Stranger: he did great things for many many people so they crowned him a god, in modern term thats a celbrety
Stranger: there is a thing called lying am i not correct?
You: *sigh* are you calling him a liar?
Stranger: somone came back to a village saying i saw him hes back i saw him! looking for publicity and maybe people spirits woud be lifted because there savior was back thus a man wrote a book on it just like most of the history that happens today
Stranger: but they added it to the religion because jesus started it
Stranger: so they said this is the way we knew jesus was a son of the god
You: that's so typical, mudslinging to get your point across
Stranger: it was easier back then when you didnt need proof
You: All right fine, if that's what you want to believe, i can't help you
Stranger: see you dont have a way to say nope thats wrong your just ignoring it
Stranger: its the same as people saying bush sucked you dont wanna hear it because you like him and what hes done
Stranger: its all opinonate
Stranger: opinionated*
You: whatever, you're full of shit, I'm sorry for you then
You have disconnected.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:44 am Post subject:

That looks like fun. Never tried that sort of strategy.

Here's my latest:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lets share secrets
You: hi
You: okay.
You: you go first
Stranger: so ask me anything
You: what's your biggest secret?
Stranger: mmm, personally or like a family secret
You: Might as well tell me both.
Stranger: well, nm truthfully
You: yeah?
You: that's kind of boring.
Stranger: sry
Stranger: u?
You: I have sexual fantasies involving my sister.
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: no offense, but
Stranger: r u serious or joking
You: I'm serious.
You: I really think about her a lot.
You: And I've even touched her before, like when she's sleeping and stuff.
You: She's so cute...
Stranger: how old?
You: 11
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 16
Stranger: maybe you should talk to some1?
You: You think so?
Stranger: yeah
You: Maybe I should.
You: But I kinda am a little shy to talk about it.
You: you know, when it's not anonymous like this.
Stranger: no offense... but i mean talk like work out your feelings and actions. to stop
You: Yeah, I probably should.
You: Before I go to far.
Stranger: yeah
You: Though maybe she wouldn't mind?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

Well, after going through so much bullshit, here's one that might be interesting:

Omegle conversation log2010-01-24
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: neopets?
You: holy shit, what are you, 5 or 6 years old?
You have disconnected.
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

Well, that was actually 10 conversations before this one:

Omegle conversation log2010-01-24
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi there
You: how are you?
Stranger: i'm not really fine
You: really?
Stranger: in fact...
Stranger: i think i'm turning into one of..... the,
Stranger: them
Stranger: oh god
You: them?
Stranger: my arms
You: what do you mean, them?
Stranger: i-i'ts coming off
Stranger: oh god
You: holy shit....
You: hey, you want me to call the ambulence or something
Stranger: quickli....
Stranger: tell everyone they are coming
Stranger: no
You: dude, are you all right?
Stranger: it's too late for me
You: who's coming?!
You: tell me, damn it!
Stranger: ALL HAIL EMPEROR KRULLZ

You: dude!
Stranger: YOU WILL DIE HUMAN SCUM
You: what the hell!
Stranger: AND YOUR PATHETIC SPESIES
Stranger: WE ARE COMING
You: who the hell is Emperor Krull
Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: YOUR END WILL SOON COME
You: Damn it, what have you done to him?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

here's another. It's not an actual conversation, more like a drawing:

Omegle conversation log2010-01-24
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ...................__
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........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´.▲... ¯~/'...')
.........\.....▲▲....'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that's pretty good for someone, I think; not as ellaborate like the bear, but it's still cool.
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Selrahc · Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 8268 Location: The sky

Late night conversation:

Omegle conversation log2010-01-24
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ujbgjkh
You: hkbvgjh
You: jkbjubbb
Stranger: asdfghjkl
You: hjgvtgcjv fg
Stranger: qwertyuiop
You: kjuhbhyb
Stranger: zxcvbnmm,
You: jkhbhjb
Stranger: asdfghjkl
You: lkjhub,
Stranger: qaz
You: kjbbuu
Stranger: wsx
Stranger: edc
You: byvjln
Stranger: rfv
Stranger: tgb
You: kjdfgvdf
Stranger: yhn
You: grsn
Stranger: ujm
You: grgjfg
You: dfjfvbdrfr
Stranger: ik,
You: grjkgfr
Stranger: ol
You: fsef
Stranger: p;
You: er48
You: fifse
Stranger: hhoooooo
Stranger: stop it !
You: blah, that's enough of that
Stranger: yeah ..
Stranger: just bored and do that ..
Stranger: ho!
You: yeah
Stranger: lol
You: plus I'm tired
Stranger: like crazy man
You: yah
Stranger: why ?
You: 2:05 a.m.
Stranger: here 5.05
Stranger: mm .. where r u from ?
You: California
Stranger: ohh i c
Stranger: why do not go to sleep ?
Stranger: r u drunk ?
You: idk
You: no
Stranger: ohh ...
Stranger: haha
You: I'm just insane
You: or an insomniac
You: or something
Stranger: lol
You: gah, IDK!
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: i can't sleep before i'm online
You: what, really?
You: thats awesome
Stranger: yeah .. i'm very insane
You: wait, are you making fun of me?
You: jk
Stranger: no ..
Stranger: why ?
You: I said I was just kiddin
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahaha ..
Stranger: are u alone ?
You: in my room, yes
You: why?
Stranger: haha ..
Stranger: just wanna know .
Stranger: Very Happy

You: uh, okay
Stranger: haha ..
Stranger: what will u do ?
You: huh, what just happened?
Stranger: idk .
Stranger: i'm stranger
You: god, I must've fell aslepp on my eyboard
You: well, sorjk
You: I have to cut you off
Stranger: hhahaha ..
Stranger: oke
You: I'm really messed up
Stranger: nice to chat with u
You: yeh, me too
Stranger: au revoir Very Happy

You: bye
You have disconnected.

and that's it for now. I need to sleep.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:16 am Post subject:

Some pretty great stuff there.
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This is a conversation of my awesome friend who I'm still engaging in conversation right now (who now has an account here):

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: privet mudak
You: EXCUSE ME, BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
Stranger: push on caps look
You: WHERES THAT
You: IS IT IN "MY COMPUTER"?
Stranger: on keyboard
You: I DONT SEE "KEYBOARD"
You: WHERE IS THAT AT IN THE COMPUTER?
Stranger: how you right?
Stranger: wricht
You: WHAT?
Stranger: wright?
You: ...WHAT?
Stranger: how you tolking whith me?
You: WITH MY TALKING PAD
You: IT HAS LETTERS, NUMBERS, AND SYMBOLS ON THEM
You: DERP
Stranger: oh forget your fuckin caps looc
You: PLEASE
You: ITS RUINING MY LIFE
You: EVERYONE THINKS IM YELLING AT THEM
Stranger: you skreaming)))
You: WHAT?
You: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOURE SAYING
Stranger: i dont thing))
You: WHAT/
You: ?
Stranger: i never THINK))
You: ...WHAT?!
You: YOURE MAKING ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE
You: NOW PLEASE
You: SOMEONE TOLD ME I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON, HOW DO I TURN IT OFF?!
Stranger: i dont care
You: CAN YOU PLEASE JUST HELP ME?
You: PLEASE?!
You: IM BEGGING YOU
You: THE ONLY WAY I CAN DO IT IS IF I HOLD DOWN SHIFT
You: like this
You: BUT THATS ANNOYING
Stranger: search fucking keyboard
You: MY SEARCH FUNCTION DIDNT FIND 'KEYBOARD'
You: WAIT
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: forget
You: DO YOU MEAN MY TALKING PAD?
You: THE THING I USE TO TALK TO YOU WITH?
You: IT HAS KEYS WITH LETTERS, NUMBERS, AND SYMBOLS
You: IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?
Stranger: i playd postal 2?
You: WHAT?
You: THERE IS NO CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON MY TALKING PAD
Stranger: game postal 2 brutal
You: WHERE SHOULD IT BE
You: STOP TALKING LIKE A RETARDED MONKEY WITH DYSLEXIA AND USE GRAMMAR
Stranger: drink vodka smoce splifff and relax
You: AT LEAST STOP DROPPING WORDS
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Stranger: you male?
You: YES
You: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
You: YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD, TELL ME HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
You: THERE IS NO BUTTON FOR IT
Stranger: i see your mother on my cock
You: MY MOM IS DOWN THE HALL YOU LIAR
You: PLEASE DONT TALK LIKE THAT
Stranger: o kay
Stranger: becouse you mom so stinky
You: WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM, CAUSE YOU suck dick at spelling and grammar
You: oh!
You: its fixed!
You: how did i do that...
Stranger: from ass your granny)
You: there, prime example
You: what the hell does that even mean?
You: from ass your granny
You: let's try to turn that into a coherent sentence
Stranger: you have not cock
You: i'm from 'ass your granny'
You: implying that 'ass your granny' would be a proper noun
You: but
You: i doubt that
Stranger: ass of you granny)
You: maybe it would be "i'm from your granny's ass"
You: dude, learn some fucking enGLISH
Stranger: ok thanks)
You: OH GOD
You: DAMMIT
You: FUCKING CHRIST
You: HOW DO I TURN THIS MOTHER FUCKING CAPS LOCK OFF?!
Stranger: nont touch chirist idiot
You: NONT?
You: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
You: CHIRIST?
You: IS THAT A GIRL OR SOMETHING
You: STOP TALKING SO STUPID
Stranger: нщг ыгсл
Stranger: it is stuped dude
You: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
You: COMMUNIST BASTARD
You: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY AMERICA
Stranger: america shit
Stranger: gringo
You: GRINGO?
You: WHATS A GRINGO?
Stranger: it you fuckin ass
You: WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM THEN DUMBASS?
You: WHATEVER IT IS, AMERICA WOULD KICK ITS ASS
Stranger: not donbass
You: DONBASS?
You: IS THAT A NAME OR SOMETHING? DON BASS?
Stranger: lick nigers ass
You: NIGGER
You: NOT NIGER
You: GOD DAMMIT
You: TALK RIGHT
Stranger: all american
You: YOURE AMERICAN?
Stranger: i kill you if you say that im american busted
You: WHY?
You: WHATS SO BAD ABOUT AMERICA?
Stranger: you fat
You: IM NOT FAT!
Stranger: hot dog
You: THATS MEAN
You: HOT DOG?
You: I AM NOT PROCESSED PORK MEAT!
Stranger: cheseburger
You: I DONT EVEN LIKE CHEESE!
You: BUT HAMBURGERS ARE GOOD
You: DONT SEE WHATS WRONG WITH THEM
Stranger: you so stuped
You: SORRY WERE JUST SO MUCH MORE BADASS AND CIVILIZED THAN YOUR SHITTY EASTERN BLOC COUNTRY
Stranger: like all american
Stranger: you freak
You: IM STUPID CAUSE I THINK A COMBINATION OF CERTAIN FOODS (MEAT, BREAD, TOMATOES, AND LETTUCE) TASTES GOOD?
Stranger: ceroin freak
You: CEROIN?
You: WHATS THAT?
Stranger: geroin
You: GEROIN?
You: WHATS THAT?
Stranger: drug
You: HEROIN?
Stranger: you drug slut
You: YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT
You: CANT EVEN SAY DRUG NAMES RIGHT
Stranger: you i know that you know drugs names
You: YES I DO KNOW THAT I KNOW DRUG NAMES
You: PRETTY BASIC STUFF
You: THATS LIKE SAYING 'IM SUCCESSFUL AT KNOWING BASIC VOCABULARY!'
Stranger: ti esh gavno
You: YOU TALK AMERICAN HERE YOU SPIC
Stranger: you eat shit
You: I DO NOT!
You: THATS HORRIBLE TO SAY!
You: OK, WELL. JUST CLEARLY TELL ME WHY YOU HATE AMERICANS
Stranger: who eat shit?
You: CAUSE LIKING A FOOD REALLY ISNT A REASON TO HATE A COUNTRY
Stranger: american?
Stranger: american eat shit?
You: THATS LIKE ME SAYING "ALL ITALIANS ARE STUPID BECAUSE THEY LIKE PASTA"
You: IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Stranger: why?
You: BECAUSE WHAT FOODS SOMEONE LIKES DOESNT DEFINE THEIR CHARACTER
Stranger: italian not stuped fuckin rasist
You: IM NOT RAScist
You: oh, good
You: got it back
Stranger: why you sad that italian stuped?
You: i didnt
You: that was a hypothetical statement
You: you really really suck at grammar
You: anyways
You: wanna cyber?
You: i unzip my pants
You: put my hand down it
Stranger: i suck at grammar you suck cock
You: PROTRUDE MY 2 INCH PULSATING DICK AND SMACK YOU AROUND WITH IT
You: THEN I PROCEED TO WRAP IT AROUND YOUR NECK
You: ANACONDA SNEAK ATTACK!
Stranger: anaconda attack your ass
You: you cant talk! youre being strangled
Stranger: from your ass
You: youre dying now
Stranger: anaconda from your ass
Stranger: attack
Stranger: you
You: no it doesnt
Stranger: not
You: youre a liar
Stranger: it realy
You: the anaconda is metophorical
You: its my penis
You: do we need to restart?
Stranger: you have not penis
You: well, i do. although i like to call it my anaconda
You: you know, like a snake?
You: hissss hisss sssss hiiissssh iisisisissss
You: hisisisssss
You: hisssss
You: hiss
You: hisssssssss
Stranger: not like
You: hissssss hisss hisssss hissss
You: yes like
Stranger: like a bitch
You: whoever taught you english really is retarded
Stranger: you bitch
You: i really hope you arent as bad at your native tongue as you are at english
Stranger: but i can say that i fuck your dog every day
You: i dont have a dog
You: i have a cat
Stranger: becouse i fuck him
You: IF YOU LAY ONE FUCKING HAND ON PIP I WILL DICK SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
Stranger: he died
You: :O
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: you
You: fucking
You: whore of a man
Stranger: you cat
You: you cat nigga
Stranger: you cat whore
You: PIP!!!!
You: why did pip die?
Stranger: what motherfucker?
You: you heard me
You: well
Stranger: pip its your name?
You: technically you didnt 'hear' me
You: pip is my cats name
You: why are you so hostile toward me
You: what did i ever do to you
Stranger: name of fag
You: (except strangle you with my penis)
You: name of A fag
You: a fag
Stranger: you?
You: name of fag is an incomplete clause
You: no
You: im trying to teach you english
Stranger: why?
Stranger: you gomofobe?
You: if you say "name of fag" you are creating an incomplete clause, and therefore an incoherent sentence
You: why?
You: cause you blow dick at speaking it
You: gomofobe?
Stranger: why you a not fag?
You: ill just assume you mean homophobe
You: ok, theres another incomplete clause
Stranger: yes youhomophobe
You: "why you a not fag?"
You: you string together words and except them to create sentences
Stranger: yes why you a not fag?
Stranger: cunt
You: you mean, "why, are you not a fag?"
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