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well, at least that's messing around
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:05 am Post subject: |
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hey Phil, can you tell me if this was you?
Omegle conversation log2010-01-15
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello.
You: and I'm not copying you
Stranger: Heh...I know what you mean.
You: So, how are you?
Stranger: Good thanks, and you?
You: I'm doing fine thank you.
You: Wait, you sound familiar.
Stranger: I make people feel like they have deja moo...know what that is?
You: what is deja moo
Stranger: The feeling they've heard my bullshit before.
You: Hm, strange. What's your name?
Stranger: Sean.
You: Never met you before Sean. Nice to meet you know though.
You: I'm *censored* btw
Stranger: Pleased to meet you censored.
You: And forgive me about the typos, my hands are starting to suffer as a reslut of being on here for a long time.
Stranger: It's alright, I understand.
You: Well, are you a student?
Stranger: I'm on a break, but yeah.
You: So am I, I'm due to go back this upcoming Tuesday, I had a month-long break
Stranger: Nice.
You: So, how long was is your break?
Stranger: It's been pushed to the summer since we're having budget cuts.
You: Oh, budget cuts?
You: So you live in California?
Stranger: No, Texas.
You: What city in Texas do you live in Sean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:12 am Post subject: |
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That guy actually does type like me, but no.
I only very rarely say I'm from Texas, and I'm almost always a girl.
Besides, I haven't been on in a couple days.
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Selrahc
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:13 am Post subject: |
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| Phil the Time Wizard wrote: |
That guy actually does type like me, but no.
I only very rarely say I'm from Texas, and I'm almost always a girl.
Besides, I haven't been on in a couple days. |
Oh, okay. That's true, but I needed to make sure you weren't punking me or something.
I had to block out my name in case it wasn't you, but you probably already know my real name already.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:15 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, it's not too hard to figure out.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:17 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I'm bad at hiding my real name. That, or you read my profile at fanfiction.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:20 am Post subject: |
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I think I have.
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Selrahc
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:24 am Post subject: |
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Well, that explains a lot
*note to self, get rid of my real name from fanfiction profile
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:17 am Post subject: |
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Hey, I know it's late but I have one more conversation to post (well for yesterday anyway). I call it the "Douchebag of OMEGLE":
Omegle conversation log2010-01-15
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: wuzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppp
You: wuzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppp
Stranger: lols
You: lol
Stranger: oi
You: oi
Stranger: stop copyin me
You: sure
Stranger: asshole
You: what
Stranger: stf
Stranger: dikhed
You: are you kiddin me?
Stranger: mothafuka stfu
Stranger: no im not
You: what the fuck?
You: you stfu
Stranger: go suk ur ded grandads batty crease you cunt
Stranger: i dare you tell me to stfu agen no
You: what the hell? God will send your ass to hell
Stranger: lols
Stranger: ur funny
You: Or better yet, I will
Stranger: dot npot use gods name in vain
Stranger: cos he will drag ur pussty d
You: well I do, lots of fuckin times
Stranger: down to hell
Stranger: and rip yo insides out
You: screw you, prepared to DIE
Stranger: HERECY
Stranger: r u fretening me
Stranger: fasm
Stranger: fam
Stranger: artard
Stranger: dipshit
Stranger: ur mum has a penis
Stranger: no she IS a penis
Stranger: a five foot walking dick
Stranger: cocksucker
You: I'm supposed to be scared of a person who can't spell....
Stranger: 8=======D
You: well, goodbye then
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Awesome. That's the kind of guy I look for on Omegle
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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Yep, douchebags are fun to talk to since they can't figure out who you were. And this was going on in 1:45 in the morning Pacific Time. I was really tired and I would've let him continue you on had I not been so sleepy.
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| Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:13 am Post subject: |
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Kind of bland, but here's another pervert interested in a 13 year old girl.
Stranger: hi m/f
You: hi f
Stranger: m
Stranger: horny7
You: maybe a little.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: age
You: 13
Stranger: you alone
You: Yep.
Stranger: you have msn
You: no
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| Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:49 am Post subject: |
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lol, thats awesome.
I'm going to find some more stupid people to mess with, or good people to talk to, which ever comes first.
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| Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:55 am Post subject: |
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This is the truth or dare method. As a result:
Omegle conversation log2010-01-16
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 22
Stranger: 21
You: you're a guy?
Stranger: yeah
You: whatever
You: want to play truth or dare?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: u first
Stranger: truth or dare
You: truth
Stranger: u a virgin?
You: yes
Stranger: ok
You: truth or dare
Stranger: truth
You: ever kissed another guy in the lips?
Stranger: never
You: eh, good enough for me
Stranger: truth or dare
You: dare
Stranger: send me a pic?
You: can't, using a netbook
You: and i don't have digital cameras either
You: another dare please
Stranger: aint got a facebook?
You: no
Stranger: ok
You: I usually avoid facebook and myspace
You: too many immature kids there
Stranger: true dat
You: do you have another dare for me?
Stranger: u there?
You: yeah, just waiting
Stranger: on what
You: my next dare
You: since i didn't complete your first dare
Stranger: i dare you to tell me watchu wearin and tell da truth
You: oh that's easy
You: wearing my nightgown
Stranger: ok
You: its not strapless
You: but I'm not wearing a bra
You: and I have a red, lacy thong on
You: you still there or are you jerkin off?
Stranger: nah im here
Stranger: just waiting
You: truth or dare
Stranger: truth
You: k, ever punched a girl?
Stranger: hell no, never would i do somethin like that
You: not even if she pissed you off?
Stranger: she could punch me in the jaw, id block her but never hit her
You: fair enough
Stranger: truth or dare
You: dare
Stranger: haha alright...dare you to take off your gown
You: okay, its off
Stranger: alright..my turn
You: truth or dare?
Stranger: dare
You: k, I dare you to punch yourself in the balls
Stranger: fucking shit
You: hurts donit?
Stranger: no shit
You: my turn
Stranger: truth or dare
You: dare
Stranger: u play hard...ima play hard...i dare you to finger yourself
You: eh, whatever
You: may take a few minutes
Stranger: i got all night
You: wow, that felt amazing
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: alright..playing hardball....a dare is a dare...
You: okay, sure you don't want to do truth?
Stranger: ill take truth
You: ever had someone tie your hands together and sodmized you?
Stranger: tell me watchu wearin and tell da truth
Stranger: nope
You: I already told you what I was wearing
You: you even made me make a mess on my nightgown
Stranger: haha...so truth or dare
You: truth
Stranger: whats the farthest youve ever gone with a guy?
You: well, 2 years, I wanted to take it to the next level, but the poor guy shit his pants when I tried to make him feel my boobs
Stranger: holy shit....how old was he?
You: beats me, 25 or something
Stranger: well shit....that sucks
You: guess he missed out
You: well I need my beauty rest now
You: nice playin with ya
Stranger: same to u...still wish i clda gotten the pic but its all good
You: sorry
Stranger: its cool
You: well, good night
You have disconnected.
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| Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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Heh, not bad. Interesting idea.
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