Henry's Cavern

Toutaku · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:19 am Post subject: The OMEGLE Thread!

Ok guys. Go to http://omegle.com.

Then, say random stuff. Hilarity ensues. (sometimes)#

Example:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello i am an 18 year old looking for an older woman
You: Are you paying too much for your car insurance?
You: OCEAN FINANCE IS FOR YOU!
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Your turn!
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Toutaku · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:23 am Post subject:

Ocean finance is getting lots of advertising today. I should be getting paid.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im a boy
Stranger: !
You: Are you paying too much for your car insurance?
Stranger: Very Happy

You: OCEAN FINANCE IS FOR YOU!
Stranger: yes yesum
You: www.oceanfinance.com
You: LOOK AT OPUR SHITTY SITE NIGGER!
Stranger: i hate NIGGER!
You: Racist.
You: I hate racism.
You: You bigot.
You have disconnected.

XD
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:27 am Post subject:

Omegle is fun.

I should help advertise Ocean finance.
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Toutaku · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:27 am Post subject:

You should.
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:37 am Post subject:

Bleh, I'm only getting boring results from the car insurance thing. I must lack your enthusiasm for it.

Got any other ideas I should try... or is it back to being the innocent rapable loli with or without psychotic tendencies?
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Toutaku · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:40 am Post subject:

Yeah, be the loli. And CATCH PEDOS!

Actually see how far you can take it with them, maybe to the point of them asking to meet up.
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:00 am Post subject:

Boring conversation.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I like turtles
Stranger: hi
Stranger: turtles?
You: ninjas are cool too
You: ever had anal sex?
Stranger: i like many flowers
You: pussies?
Stranger: yet,i want ,but not
You: Can't have?
Stranger: you must like anal very much
Stranger: yes
You: you must like Green Day very much
Stranger: oh ,yes
Stranger: green dishes,i like
You: green eggs and ham?
You: Boston Red Socks?
Stranger: oh ,yes ,is delicious
You: Black Panther Party?
Stranger: ye,ilike
You: Pink Floyd?
Stranger: the chrismas
You: donkey raping nazi
Stranger: do you have a good time?
You: I am a good time
Stranger: you like rap?
You: I like Jesus
Stranger: i like dancing
Stranger: latin
You: I like people
You: lots
Stranger: me too
You: how many?
Stranger: ten or more
You: would you like someone if they were a paedophile?
You: Si o no
Stranger: its dont matter to me
You: what about Bruce Springsteen
Stranger: oh ,i dont know the people
Stranger: you must be Cheerful personality
You: you must be a paedophile supporter personality
Stranger: no ,i am not
You: it's okay
Stranger: only not agree
Stranger: yep
You: I like little girls.
Stranger: and how old are you?
You: why would that matter to you?
Stranger: but i am old
Stranger: just ask
Stranger: i am 21
You: i am ???
You: guess
You: guess
Stranger: you must Younger than I am
Stranger: than me
You: You think?
Stranger: 16 or 15
You: Maybe. Maybe not.
Stranger: oh ,so i guess it
You: If I am 16 or 15, what have you achieved?
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:03 am Post subject:

No, I'd say that's a fairly succesful Omegle conversation.
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:06 am Post subject:

It was more than a little bit stupid.
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Toutaku · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:16 am Post subject:

I'm in the middle of a truly epic one.
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Toutaku · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:21 am Post subject:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im a girl
You: im 13
You: from brighton
Stranger: im a male 14 from Illinois
You: hi!
You: Smile

Stranger: HI
Stranger: hows it going?
You: its ok
You: i cant get a bf though
Stranger: why?
You: i dont kno#
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you have a facebook?
You: no.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: do you wanna see what i look like
Stranger: because i know thats how i am
Stranger: i wanna see what the person im talking to looks like
You: only if its not rude
Stranger: it isnt
You: ok then
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=162964&l=e617cc59d9&id=100000080628395
Stranger: lol just go to that link, thats me
You: cute. Smile

Stranger: thanks Wink

Stranger: there a pic of you i might be able to see?
You: i can see if i have one
Stranger: okay lol
You: im gonna upload one
You: ok?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sounds good
You: ok, uploading now
Stranger: alright
Stranger: lol
You: http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p291/daiki_kasho/aimee.jpg
You: there you go
Stranger: lol got the whole emo look
Stranger: thats kinda sexy
You: yeah. Smile

Stranger: hah how old are you
You: 13 like i said
Stranger: lol sorry
Stranger: wait do you have any better pics of you, less blurt
Stranger: maybe in a bikini -P
Stranger: jk
You: sorry, i don't have a camera
You: XD
You: my phones broken as wel
Stranger: aww =/
You: Sad

I kno]
Stranger: lol, whats the farthest youve gone with a guy?
Stranger: (not trying to sound creepy)
Stranger: dont disconnect lol i hate that
You: well
You: a guy fingerd me once, but used my ass
Stranger: like
Stranger: anal?
You: yeah
Stranger: nasty
You: ...
You: i kinda liked it
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: well, thats your opinion
Stranger: id rather pleasure your pussy =P
Stranger: lol
You: Smile

Stranger: i bet youd want me to
You: maaaaybe#
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not going to lie to you babe, im actually horny
Stranger: so yeah, sorry if i seem creepy
You: me too.
You: its ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its alright
Stranger: i wanna see your nice body in a bikini or a push up bra or something
Stranger: =P
You: i have a few sexy panties
Stranger: you dont have a camera though =/
You: i kno..
You: sorry
Stranger: its fine
Stranger: maybe you could sneak your parents or something
Stranger: do me a favor baby? i really just wanna cum
Stranger: trust me if i could i would make you cum too
You: really?
Stranger: probably you were hotttt
You: my parents cought me with the camera once, so im not allowed to use it. Sad

You: i was naked.
Stranger: ohhh =/
Stranger: maybe when their asleep get it?
Stranger: i dont want you naked
Stranger: just in something hot
Stranger: i would fuck you baby no joke you were so hot in that pic
You: what would you do?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what do you mean
You: to me
Stranger: make you scream
You: use my ass?
Stranger: as long as i get to use your vagina as well
Stranger: do you have a nice ass that i could hold baby?
You: i think so
You: i wear thongs a lot1
Stranger: yum
Stranger: baby id fill your holes idec which ones
Stranger: you would love it
You: how big are you?
Stranger: 6 and 3/4 inches
You: ooh
Stranger: what? too small for you or something?
You: its a good ooh.
Stranger: baby when your parents are asleep please take a hot pic for me
Stranger: and thats good
Stranger: would you suck it baby?
You: i dunno.
You: By the way.
You: I'm recording this to go in the internet.
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: im actually a girl
You: I'm acytually a guy.
You: XD
You: Trolls collide?
Stranger: they always do
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: that is so weird
You: Nice working with you. Wink

Stranger: good working with you too
You: Ok, I'm male and 17.
You: Not really looking for sex.
Stranger: i would so fist bump you right now =D
Stranger: im female 15 not looking for sex either
You: Same. XD
You: Want to keep chatting normally?
Stranger: sure thing
You: Since we don't want sex on omegle...
You: Which must be a first. XD
Stranger: yes, it really must be
Stranger: do you have a msn or anything?
You: Yeah, I do.
You: Chuuhei-Toutaku@msn.com
You: Use it for spam if you get a kick out of it/
You: I like dissapointing philistines.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: ill do it
Stranger: =P
You: Hey, just asking.
You: You into anime?
Stranger: not really
You: If so, you could join the forum I'm posting this on. CFD
You: *XD
Stranger: CFD
Stranger: send it to me
Stranger: lol
You: Epic typo.
You: http://henryscavern.s2.bizhat.com/index.php
Stranger: can people comment on this
Stranger: ?
Stranger: becuase that is epic
You: Dunno.
You: We could copy and paste it, then put it on that forum.
Stranger: do it if you want
You: Cool.
You: You added me?
You: Or took the add thing for trolling purposes?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i dont have msn
Stranger: rofl
You: XD
Stranger: i have AIM
Stranger: just most people have MSN
You: Yeah, I don't have AIM.
You: I have yahoo messenger though.
Stranger: okay,
Stranger: well
Stranger: add me on aim
Stranger: not on aim
Stranger: but you know
Stranger: save my EMIAL
You: Yup.
Stranger: to your thing
Stranger: xxxxxxxxx [<= Not posting email]
You: Cool.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
You: Razz

Stranger: im kinda tomboyish
You: I'm rather feminine.
You: XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: imma go troll some other people now
You: Added.
You: Ok lass.
Stranger: thank you for the fun time
Stranger: =D
You: And you.
You: The pleasure was mine. XD
You: Peace!
Stranger: bye
Stranger: =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Epicness.
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:21 am Post subject:

Fast one.

Stranger: hey
You: Hola
Stranger: asl?
You: Como se llamas?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:27 am Post subject:

Here's a good one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi hi hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i want you in me
You: i want you to stick your fingers in me
You: hard
You: rough
You: sexy
Stranger: wow whats your name
You: Alicia
Stranger: wow thats a sexy name
You: I am sexy
Stranger: proboly not
You: you're not
Stranger: shut up yes i amk cunt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.e
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Phil the Time Wizard · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:29 am Post subject:

Here we go:

You: hi
You: Are you there?
Stranger: wut
You: Umm, I don't know...
You: I'm not very good at this.
Stranger: brb need some more fruit snacks
You: Oh... okay. I understand.
Stranger: would you like to see something cool?
You: sure
Stranger: tinyurl.com/huge_penis/2093
You: I must be stupid... it's not working.
Stranger: wut
Stranger: YOU SMELL OF PEANUT BUTTER AND LONELINESS!!!! OMG CAPS LOCK IS HARD TO TAKE OFF!!!!!... (phrase repeated at length to create massive wall of text)...
Stranger: big text wall is big
You: Yes. It is.
Stranger: 8====================D O=
You: What's that?
Stranger: MY PENIS UR MOUTH LULZ
You: I've never seen a real penis before...
Stranger: ORLY?
You: They're probably scary.
Stranger: U WANT TO SEE ONE?
You: I don't know...
Stranger: I HAVE A REAL BIG ONE FOR YOU
You: I'm kind of scared...
Stranger: ITS OK MIKE IS NICE
You: Your name is Mike?
Stranger: HIS NAME IS MIKE
Stranger: MIKE HAWK
You: Umm, okay... And who is he?
Stranger: MY PENIS
You: Oh... I guess I really am stupid...
Stranger: CAN YOU DEEP THROAT?
You: I don't know... What's that?
Stranger: YOU TAKE MY PENIS ALL THE WAY DOWN YOUR THROAT
You: I don't know.. that sounds kind of scary...
Stranger: IT IS NICE
You: It doesn't hurt?
Stranger: YOU WILL LOVE IT WHEN MY CUM HITS THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT
Stranger: NOPE IT DOESN'T HURT ILL SLIDE IT IN NICE AND EASY
You: Oh... well... I'm not sure... I've never done anything like that before...
Stranger: ALL THE COOL CHICKS ARE DOING IT
You: I don't think any of my friends are doing that yet.
Stranger: ONLY THE POPULAR ONES ARE
Stranger: IF YOU DO IT YOU WILL BE THE MOST POPULAR WHORE IN TOWN\
You: But I'm not a whore
You: I'm a good girl.
Stranger: DONT LIE
You: I'm good. really I am.
Stranger: YOUR A DUMHO
You: You're mean.
You: What did I do to you?
Stranger: YOU DID NOT DEEP THROAT.
You: I'm sorry...
Stranger: YEA YOU BETTER BE SORRY BITCH
Stranger: YOU LIKE MIKE HUM ON UR FACE?
You: Hum?
Stranger: MY CUM
You: Oh... I don't know... it sounds kind of gross.
Stranger: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VIDEO OF ME BEATING OFF?
Stranger: I BET IT FEELS GOOD IT IS HOT AND STICKY
You: I don't know... I'm not sure I should look at things like that.
You: My parents might get mad at me.
Stranger: FUCK YOUR PARENTS
Stranger: IT WILL BOOST YOUR SELF ESTEEM
You: No.. I like my parents. They take good care of me and my sister.
Stranger: HOW OLD IS YOUR SISTER?
You: My age. We're twins.
Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
You: twelve
Stranger: OBABY
You: yeah?
Stranger: WIKIPEDIA.COM/MASTURBATION
Stranger: LOOK AT IT AND LEARN.
You: Oh... I already know about that...
Stranger: ORLY
Stranger: YOU HAVE ANY DILDO'S
You: No. I don't have anything like that.
Stranger: AWW WHY NOT
You: Because my parents wouldn't like it if I did.
Stranger: TELL YOUR PARENTS TO TAKE YOU TO A SEX SHOP
You: I'm not sure they would.
Stranger: gotta go was fun talking to ya whore
You: bye bye.
Stranger: oh btw
Stranger: fuck yo couch nigger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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SatanicGlobeArtichoke · Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:36 am Post subject:

Don't dis rappers

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: what are you doing?
Stranger: listening to music
You: what kind?
Stranger: rap
You: ugh
You: well what shitty rapper are you listening to
Stranger: wayne
You: UGH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Wanna come over to my house and listen to Jimi Hendrix? Then we can play strip search.